I'm spending the year dead for tax reasons.

June 13, 2013

catsnorfle:

Photos of Patrick Stewart doing things.

(All photos: @SirPatStew)

I’m just going to quietly put him in my list of ‘old men I want to be like when I grow up’

Its a… lengthy list…

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June 13, 2013

captawesomesauce:

I dunno… I still think little kids are evil and dangerous no matter how you raise them. Frankly, they scare me and I’m not opposed to banning children across the world outright. Maybe we should just stick to cats and dogs after all, they’re much safer, more loyal, less expensive and just all around better.

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June 4, 2013

I think I can sum up adulthood pretty easily.

I got into my first fender bender today. It was very small but has probably put a kink in my plan to go to KCMO.

The SMART, ADULT thing to do would be to put away money for repairs.

WHAT I’M GOING TO DO is use this terrible day (I also stood in a fire ant hill while getting his information) to buy myself a ring on etsy.com and THEN put money away.

The ring has elephants on it.

Elephants are my favorite.

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Filed under: fuck growing up

June 2, 2013

sammyboyking:

ah yes its june i successfully wasted 5 months of the year again

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June 2, 2013

anthonygherkins:

when you see a map or a family tree at the front of a novel you know that shit is gonna get complicated

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Filed under: fact

June 1, 2013

You always stop at the same part, when it’s very beautiful. Interesting.

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June 1, 2013

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May 31, 2013

profound1nation:

soundlyawake:

ilymorgannn:

milesjai:

What if Cady in Mean Girls went to an all black school? WELL FANTASY JUST BECAME REALITY.

OMFG

I just can’t.

XD